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You don't have one.
Dude, the semicolon key is intact, clearly a Python dev
But that same key also has the regular colon, a python essential!
I have an irregular colon.
I have a full-colon myself.
See a Doctor man!
I have a semicolon.
JavaScript dev it is
Js also uses the ";"
Not to mention he chose spaces over tabs...
Brings this to mind: https://youtu.be/cowtgmZuai0
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Until you learn Lisp that is
I agree, vim is great when you just need a text editor that does what you need a text editor to do and that is all
I knew that this is the video once I read your comment. G(old)
Semicolons are used a lot in python, like creating debug statements that belong at the end of every function (to know if you run through all the lines):
print(";)")And if you want to create a lists of integers, this is the pythonic way to do it:
my_list = [int(x) for x in "0;1;2;3;4".split(";")]WTF
This shit blows me array
No, it’s not funny, but it’s provocative.
I GET THE JOKE !!!! XDd i smort
No underscore use either. Clearly not a python dev…
Lies look at the tab key
Could be JS
But notice how the "V" key is untouched, they clearly aren't coping and pasting
Or full-time Kotlin dev. Wait, do those exist?
The X key is fine as well. Not using emacs.
This
Wait why do you have an award but the actual commenter doesn't? Lol
Edit : Stop giving me awards these notifications are getting annoying.
Edit : ffs I'm disabling notifications on reddit so you guys can stop now.
You want a useless award? Take silver.
Lol I didn't want one but thanks anyway. I just thought you know the guy who made a funny comment should get an award rather then the one who just wrote "this".
You want a useless award? Take silver.
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Honestly though, what is the actual point of awards on reddit? Ive given them out and never saw the point in them, especially the ones you pay real money for?
Look, a picture is worth a thousand words, and this guy posted a video comprised of many pictures
I mean, that video pretty much just says two words : "Chef's kiss". In any case his comment is just an appreciation of the first comment.
Lmao this is hilarious. I love Reddit sometimes
32 awards/hour
What do you mean? They copy and paste the code from google and then play 8 hours of League.
With those pristine q and e keys no way he is playing a MOBA
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FPS games, but he uses mouse buttons/scroll wheel to switch weapons?
I have an mmo mouse that has a 1-12 keypad on it, so despite playing games like WoW or CoD:MW, I haven't every really used the 1-12 on my keyboard
I think those WASD are completely untouched, those are just different colour keycups, some keyboards are manufactured like that.
(look at how those are the only ones with black letters and the paint on those is intact)
League would be QWERDF, fps is more likely
Even in most FPSs Q and E are heavily used for either leaning (which gets abused by sweats like in R6) or for gadget/item use.
Just would like to point out that you can’t abuse leaning in siege and you haven’t been able to for like almost 4 years now. It used to be a problem, but definitely isn’t anymore.
V key is suspiciously pristine for someone copy and pasting
gave another award lol
came here to say it also
Came here just to see this. No vote but you have my gratitude.
Unemployed gamer :D
or game tester
With a mint condition tab and windows button? :)
Real gamers remove the windows button.
And caps lock.
Hentai game tester
Those usually use arrow keys plus Z, X, C and the like. A friend told me.
‘a friend’
Shouldn’t they be using a one hand layout?
Nah, space bar would be much more worn out.
esc would be used far more often
Not gamer because F
N is slightly used but the others look untouched. I don't think he's a gamer
Repetitive stress injury researcher
This deserves a hat tip.
Not a dev. The Tab key wouldn't be that perfect
And look at the v key, how are you gonna paste lines of code without wearing that down?
🤷🏻♂️ He just likes copying.
And prefers the mouse for pasting ;)
A friggin gentleman.
Ctrl+Ins = Copy
Shift+Del = Cut
Shift+Ins = Paste
Found the veteran programmer. Did you learn on QBasic too? 😉
It was just plain ol' BASIC on the PDP-8 at school that I started on, filling out punch-cards (actually no punches--used a pencil to black out the characters we wanted). Then moved up to direct coding via the small CRT, saved onto 8" floppy disks, with continuous greenbar paper for printouts.
Actually glad to find someone else who recognizes those windows keystoke commands--I've mentioned them previously in other posts and it seemed like there was a mob chasing me away with pitchforks and torches!!!
Studied it in college during the golden age of 3GL languages. Learned FORTRAN, COBOL, PL/I, a couple flavors of Assembly, and dabbled in Turbo Pascal, Lisp, Forth, and GPSS-V.
He uses vim
Nah, Y and P aren't touched either
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And uses wasd instead of hjkl?
Yes, he learned how to play fps games before learning vim
Right click into terminal?
Shift+Insert
Clearly they use spaces. But the point stands.
Nobody actually uses spaces dude it was a sick joke invented by 4chan in 2011
I do, with the tab key. Like a normal person.
its funny how rarely I use tab as a web dev who uses vscode+prettier. just ctrl+s and it auto formats the nightmare I spill onto the screen.
I was thinking of tab in the sense of alt tab
The V key is the real giveaway
F5 would be in shambles too, wouldn't it?
Ctrl(1 + C → 1 + V → 1 + S) → F5Just realized how often I use tab…
Trick question.
You obviously are a backend developer using some esoteric WASD-only programminglangugae
Asus Tuf and other series laptops have those transparent keys.
This seems to be an ROG Strix G. And it's still worn out.
It’s an Asus TUF. It’s the same laptop I have at home, the keyboard is identical
it's almost any asus gaming laptop. I have ROG G513 and it has the same keyboard.
wads (dsawad)
You have a sperm on your space bar
Don't we all?
Single word search queries are enough for me.
Oh, you thought I was talking about the wear pattern?
No I got you. I just also can't shoot long range
now the real question is why is it white
and why did the white letters "wear" into black
The wasd keys aren’t the point of the post. Those are clear key caps.
The cv and modifying keys are what they are getting at
No, I'm pretty sure that's C for crouch, Z for prone, Shift for run.
Woah woah woah, you don’t use LCtrl for crouch?
Because those keys weren’t black
It’s clear so backlight can shine through, painted over so the negatives are characters.
Oh my god you can’t just ask a key why it’s white
Game Tester
Professional Virgin Wizard lvl 90
I pull out my wizard hat and robe
Lol holy shit I haven’t thought about that in forever
* I put on my robe and wizard hat
I tried :(
Your job is reposting someone else’s post.
CTRL+C CTRL+V
The V key isn't worn at all
No paste! Only copy!
Sure enough…guess I need to learn to read.
Copy…undo copy
This is an ASUS ROG laptop
Tuf to be exact
The keyboard sure doesn't look very tuf.
I have the same laptop and it's asus tuf fx505
Mine is an MSI Leopard GL65 and i'm fairly sure it has the same exact keyboard made in the same shitty factory where they didn't finish the keys correctly so they wore out easily. Also guessing you play a lot of WoW or some other 3rd person WASD control RPG.
Source: My keyboard looks just like this, and did it within 1 year of owning it.
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yeah half the replies are missing the point lol
You play valorant 12 hours a day?
Nah if he played valorant his E, R and Q keys would be more worn down
He just sucks
fps game dev who focus on testing i guess？
You're a stripper, aren't ya?
Dressed as a gamer
Probably none, since the worn out keys are what you'd be hitting often when playing an FPS like CS:GO.
Typeface shows clearly this is a gamer notebook.
C,Z,M and N? Not csgo
My guess is World of Warcraft and he either had a mouse with buttons on it (ala Razer Naga) or he is a despicable clicker. If my guess is correct I’d say he’s a serial altoholic moreso than a competitive end game PvE/PvP player based on the keys most frequently used.
C is the character pane. M is the map. L is the quest log. Professions are K and N is the talents menu. Z is an interesting one, it’s usually used for sheathing/unsheathing weapons so not frequently used outside of role playing but also it’s the undo button so maybe he makes a lot of mistakes when not gaming. Ctrl, shift, and alt are frequent key bind modifiers so not too surprising there and the space bar has a nice floppy jump spam wear mark.
Just one possibility, but I am probably still dead wrong. I would expect more usage of nearby keys like q, e, r, or f honestly even if most abilities were bound to buttons on a mouse or clicked.
I came here to say this as well. The M N and L keys made me think an MMO with the number buttons on a mouse. As well as full use of the Shift, CTRL, ALT keys. I don’t really use that many keys when doing any FPS or anything, but those are pretty natural MMO keys.
I literally have the Razer Naga next to me right now too lol
Then why R is so clean
He usually dead before reloading?
Keyboard repairer?
3d game dev who codes using visual scripting
Without TAB?
Drone operator in Ukraine
Professional Far Cry player? Judging by the wear on the L, M and C keys
Serial masterbater
G A M I N G
Trick question, you obviously don’t have a job.
You're a CODer!
You are a hacker that specializes in hacking up keyboards. Seriously did you smash it against your desk? Did you play whack-a-mole with it? I know lots of IT people and I have never seen such keyboard abuse.
I’m going to be really boring here and say the whole ‘programming is just copy and paste’ is a archaic myth. Sure you might do that now and then, but it’s more anomaly than method.
Maybe you're just the guy everyone else is copying from
World of Tanks is not a job
WASDZC?
NOT a game tester. Definitely not a game tester
You're a WASD Harry.
ctrl c ctrl c ctrl c ctrl v
Proffesional walking simulator player
I dunno but it sure as hell doesn’t pay enough
Keyboard repairer
A minecraft twitch streamer
WASD key tester
A professional gamer without any skills?
Full-time gamer
IDK, you don't seem to alt-tab that much, so... I guess a one, where nobody checks on you.
Key tester specifically for w,a,S,d ,c, shift
Unemployed
Starcraft?
Developer copy pasting all their code from stack overflow.
Unemployed.
Seems like a gamer 😂
Game enjoyer
Being a disappointment to your parents
Stripper?
Don't know but you are not really good at it as you had to put letter stickers on mosted used keys anyway.
Those are transparent WASD keycaps, but the letters did not fade.
gaymer
Youtuber aka parasite
QA testing for swads?
Testing how quickly they can swads
is that a Asus tuf a15?
Game QA
Virgin
gamer
Gamer
You use vi to redact government documents.
You don’t have one, you just play games.
WoW gold farmer? Is that still a thing?
you scratch keyboards
WASD
only gamers will only understand :)
Farmer
keyboard hammerer.
A cuphead Pro player
Leaving the house when your mom has date night
Laptop Collector
Gamer
Jerkin off to video games
Keyboard tester
your job is to scrape the keys with your teeth
Porn tester
Plumber
Gamer