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What’s the dumbest thing you believed as a kid?

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PaulsRedditUsername

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17 hr. ago

I had baby-making all figured out. When you got married, the minister said, "You may now kiss the bride," and when the two people kissed, it made the woman pregnant.

결혼식하면 "자 이제 신부에게 키스하세요" 하면 두 사람이 키스하잖아요. 그러면 임신하는 줄 알았어요. 

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GotMyOrangeCrush

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18 hr. ago

There were monsters that lived in the basement and only existed in the dark.

지하실에 사는, 어둠속에만 존재하는 괴물들이 있는 줄 알았어요. 

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15 hr. ago

I believed that one and that eating a lot of carrots would turn you orange ????‍♂️

당근 많이 먹으면 오렌지색으로 변하는 줄 알았어요. 

CrayonDelicacies

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18 hr. ago

Girls don’t poop

소녀들은 똥도 안싸는 줄 알았어요. 

dabman694201337

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17 hr. ago

I thought getting fired from work was being set on fire

직장에서 해고(Fire)된 것이 실제로 불(Fire)이 붙은 걸로 생각했어요. 

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Safe_Initiative1340

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16 hr. ago

That you couldn’t drink a soda or water while you were driving — because, you know, drinking and driving was bad.

운전할땐 소다나 물도 마시면 안되는 줄 알았어요. 왜냐면 운전하면서 마시는 건 나쁘다고 생각했거든요.

Mozzy2022

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16 hr. ago

In kindergarten / first grade I thought the teachers at school just went into the closet when school was over and stayed there until school started again. 

유치원생일때와 1학년일때 학교 선생님들은 학교수업이 끝나면 학교 옷장에 들어가있는 줄 알았어요. 

__The__Anomaly__

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17 hr. ago

Sticky rice is made by adding a few drops of glue to regular rice.

끈적이는 밥은 일반 밥에다가 풀 몇방울 떨어뜨려서 만들줄 알았답니다. 

troubleseemstofollow

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16 hr. ago

That all cats were girls and all dogs were boys. So then cats and dogs would mate and have little girl kittens and boy puppies.

모든 고양이들은 암컷이고 모든 개들은 수컷인 줄. 그래서 고양이와 개들은 짝궁이고 그래서 새끼여자고양이와 새끼남자강아지들이 태어나는 걸로 생각했어요. 

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ElonDiddlesKids

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16 hr. ago

When I was 3, I was terrified of my best friend's father because he was a fireman and I thought if there weren't enough fires to put out, he'd light me on fire so he could keep his job. He thought it was hilarious when my mom told him why I was suddenly scared of him.

3살때 제일친한친구아빠가 소방관이였는데 그 아저씨가 너무 무서웠어요. 왜냐하면 진화시킬 불이 부족하면 나를 불태워서 자기 일을 계속하는 줄 알았거든요. 우리 엄마가 그 아저씨에게 내 이야기 해줬을때 아저씨는 웃겨죽을라그랬어요. 

floofthefloofy

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18 hr. ago

That Salt was dehydrated snow

소금은 탈수된 눈인줄알았어요.

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mamalovespasta

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16 hr. ago

Alaska was in the ocean right next to Hawaii based on every map I saw

내가 본 모든 지도를 근거하여 알래스카는 하와이 바로 옆에 붙어있는 바다라고 생각했어요. 

_WaterColors

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16 hr. ago

That 40 is old

마흔 살이면 늙었다고 생각했음

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bulgarianlily

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16 hr. ago

That everyone got to 100 unless you had a traffic accident. 

사고 나지만 않으면 모두가 100살까지 사는 줄 알았어요. 

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sagerideout

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16 hr. ago

i thought for a second that osama bin laden lived in my attic. very traumatic.

오사마 빈 라덴이 우리집 다락방에 산다고 생각한 적 있었는데 아주 트라우마가 생겼어요. 

Specialist-Cable-533

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16 hr. ago

My mom told me you would get worms in your stomach if you ate candy before noon.

아침에 사탕먹으면 우리엄마가 뱃속에 지렁이 생긴다고 말해줬었어요.

lilyyytheflower

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16 hr. ago

I thought when people spoke to each other in other languages, they were still hearing each other in english.

사람들이 각자의 언어로 말을 해도 영어로 다 들릴 수 있다고 믿은 적 있어요. 

salazarraze

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15 hr. ago

When my 2nd grade teacher said that Bill Clinton and George Bush were "running" for President, I thought it was an actual race to see who was the fastest for a few days.

2학년때 선생님이 빌 클린턴과 조지 부시가 대통령직에 출마(영어로 Running)한다고 말해주셨을때 난 실제로 몇일동안 누가 가장 빨리 달리는지(Running) 시합하는 줄 알았어요. 

Namaste28ish

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15 hr. ago

In pre-k when I learned the months of the year, I was convinced I was older than my sister because my birthday came first in the year. She's 10 years older than I am

유치원때 연도와 월을 배웠는데 그때 난 내 생일이 우리누나생일의 월보다 빠른 월이여서 내가 더 나이 많은 줄 알았어요. 참고로 우리 누나는 나보다 10살 더 많아요 ㅋㅋㅋㅋ

Mbutieddy

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17 hr. ago

All old people are wise/know everything.

모든 노인은 현명하고 모든 걸 다 안다고 생각했어요.